As of today, all TeslaShields discount codes are effectively going the way of the Norwegian Blue Parrot. No, the codes are not "pinin for the fjords".
- They've passed on.
- They've ceased to be.
- They've expired and gone to meet their maker.
- They're bereft of life.
- They're metabolic processes are now history.
- Off the twig.
- Kicked the bucket.
- Shuffled off their mortal coil.
It's been a great run, and a lot of our early supporters received amazing value for sticking with us through the tough times, but we are finally moving forward and pricing our products consistently and transparently.
With this in mind, we welcome all current and future customers to comment about what they think about our current prices and what changes we should make. All future price changes will be announced in advance!
Members of our rewards program will be happy to hear that we will still be offering special discounts as perks for your continued support! If you are not a rewards member yet, we suggest taking the time to sign up to take advantage of our amazing referrals program!
And now, for something completely different:
For those of you who have read this far, we have placed a secret discount code somewhere within this website. This will be a permanent discount code with unlimited uses UNLESS we notice abuse by outside forces. If you find the code, you win and enjoy the discount, but keep it secret, lest it be deleted forever. YE. BE. WARNED.